Our time in Zion feels like a lifetime ago. My writing has been at a standstill. Not for lack of time, mind you, but because the amount of bandwidth I have to blog about past adventures is next to zero. My friend from the much more adventurous site, Will Run for Whisky, said it exactly perfect:
You may have noticed things have been a bit quiet on the blog. The big reason is that in the face of a global pandemic and an (overdue) societal focus on systemic racism, it felt colossally insensitive to publish posts about adventures and whisky like everything was normal. (Whatever normal even means anymore.) However, I also realized that in the face of daily news doomscrolling, some non-pandemic content might be a welcome, temporary respite. And that during this time of isolation, it might be a way to feel connected to others through something that is not a dystopian nightmare.
In an attempt to not lose a complete year before posting again, here’s what I remember from my birthday trip to Las Vegas…back in January!
I had to visit a client who had been moved to Las Vegas and the timing worked out that I could sneak in the trip on my birthday, tacking on a few extra days and bringing Jesse along with me. He had never been to Vegas and neither of us had been to Zion National Park, just 2.5 hours from the city, so we made a long weekend out of it.
We were on different flights into Vegas, so I arrived first, picked up our rental car, then Jesse, and we immediately drove out to see the Hoover Dam, since we had some extra time. We did a quick tour of inside the dam, and just enjoyed being in the desert warmth.
We made our way back to the city and I dropped Jesse off at a coffee shop while I went to visit my client. Afterward, we made our way to Springdale, the cute little town at the entrance to Zion. We found a dive-y sports bar that was basically the only restaurant open and grabbed a quick dinner. In the morning, we slept in and popped into a tiny cafe for breakfast before making our way into the park. The plan was to run up Angel’s Landing and then just wander around to enjoy the sights.
Angel’s Landing is lauded as a “must-do”, bucket-list, adrenaline-inducing type of hike. It has steep switchbacks and eventually, to finish the hike to the top, there are chains for handholds and it is narrow, steep, and harrowing. It’s just an out and back, around 5.5 miles, and took us just over 2 hours to run / hike it. Although it’s not exactly easy, I would not rank this even in the top 10 most difficult or dangerous hikes I’ve done. But it was certainly beautiful. My favorite was, of course, running down Walter’s Wiggles – the iconic tight switchbacks.
After our Angel’s Landing adventure, we grabbed lunch at a restaurant in the park (remember going to restaurants!?) and then drove to another part of the park and hiked the Riverside Walk – a flat path through the canyon. It was truly grandiose; the red rock towering above, the streaks through the walls. There was so much to look at. At the end of the path, there were people emerging from the river wearing what looked like half-wet suits and funny shoes. After a few groups emerged, we had to ask: what’s this? “The Narrows” we were told. “The best hike you’ll ever do.” So we gathered some information, did some hemming and hawing, drove up to a high point in the park to watch the sunset (and see some sheep), then made it to town to reserve our gear for The Narrows the next day.
In the morning, Jesse didn’t feel very well and was having stomach issues. I asked if it was maybe the yogurt we had for breakfast or perhaps the bar food from the night before, but it was hard to tell. He was still keen to do the hike and we started early to get a good parking spot (and to ensure we could be back to Vegas at a decent hour to take in some of the city highlights before our flight the next day). We suited up, re-walked Riverside and at the end, entered the water.
We were doing the “Bottom Up” version, just an out and back for the day. With no particular view point or landmark as our destination, we were just out there to see what we could see. There were moments when we were hiking on rocks and sand, but for the most part we were in the water, up to knees, thighs, waist, and at a few points, chest deep. The water was about 43° F / 6° C. We were bundled up under the wetsuits; neither of us getting too hot or too cold. The air temperature was around 65° F / 18° C, which is ideal.
We made our way through “Wall Street”, the most narrow part of the canyon, and just pressed on until we finally reached a rock that was too tricky to navigate. We would have needed to get completely wet to get around, but since we had made it a pretty good distance, we made this our turnaround point.
On the way back, we took a small detour down a side canyon after hearing there was a waterfall. We didn’t venture far enough to find it, but it added some additional scenery.
We ended up at about 13 miles in just shy of 5 hours and it was spectacular.
We returned our gear and made our 2.5 hour journey back to Vegas. On the drive, Jesse was feeling ill again. It had sort of subsided during the hike, but back in the car, he was feeling pretty bad. We just went straight to the room to shower and change for some sightseeing (much to my chagrin, we could see Trump Tower from our room). To celebrate my birthday, I wanted to go for a fancy dinner and wander along the Strip, taking in the Bellagio fountains and just the larger-than-life Vegas vibe.
We walked the couple of blocks from the MGM Grand to Bellagio (note: “a couple of blocks” can easily take 20-30 minutes) and arrived to watch the fountain show. I could tell Jesse wasn’t feeling well and I said we could go back. He tried really hard not to let his stomach spoil the night so we popped into the Bellagio to see the Chihuly glass and the famous chocolate fountain before he couldn’t stand it anymore. We walked back to MGM and my “fancy birthday dinner” ended up being overpriced Mod Pizza in the room. Jesse promptly fell asleep and I stayed up late watching reruns of Friends.
In the morning, the alarms went off and we got up to pack for our early flight. Almost immediately, Jesse began sweating profusely and ended up bent over in extreme agony. He couldn’t breathe properly and his hands and arms were shaking. I was researching the nearest Urgent Care, where the closest emergency room was, and finally how to get an ambulance to our hotel. The nearest ER was just a 5 minute drive, so I concluded that I would take him myself. I always remember those internet threads saying Lyft is cheaper than an ambulance! I aborted packing, grabbed phonekeyswallet and led him by the elbow through what I was beginning to believe was the world’s largest hotel and casino, and out to the car. Just a quick exit, a left turn, and two rights and we’d be with a doctor. He was in complete agony and I was trying my best to be a grown up. And then…
…like a fool, I couldn’t get us out of the parking garage. I didn’t have the parking ticket, I tried to ring for service, I tried to troubleshoot how to get around the security arm, and finally was yelled at by another driver coming the other way. Still trying my best not to panic and also to comfort my “patient” that I had everything under control, I remember him mumbling “I’ll just walk there myself” and tried to open the door while I was driving! I re-parked the car and guided Jesse to the Lyft platform (after confusingly re-entering the hotel and being re-directed by another guest…doin’ my best here!).
Finally we were in our ride and on our way! The music was loud and Jesse was delirious. I remember saying to the driver “He isn’t feeling very well, would you mind turning down the volume?” and he realized he was driving us to the ER, apologizing profusely. I got Jesse checked in, signed more paperwork than we did to buy a house, and soon he was in a bed in a dark room with IVs and shots and people in PPE attending to him. His diagnosis: a kidney stone. It was unclear how long it was going to take to pass and really the more important question was: could he fly home? We were told it could take up to 2 weeks to pass and we surely weren’t going to stay in Vegas for even one more night.
I could come and go as I pleased but was invited to “rest” in their upstairs waiting room, which had food, drinks, and WiFi. The drama over, I now had to sort out the rest of the pending issues. But my first phone call was to my Mom (“did I adult the right way!?”). I texted with Alaska Airlines to say we wouldn’t be on the plane and called the rental car company to extend our reservation. I checked in on Jesse and then walked back to the hotel (again, a 5 min drive = 25 minute walk) to get all of the stuff we abandoned before checking out.
I was able to sort out the parking garage exit strategy and then got a text from Jesse that he had been discharged and had walked about a mile from the ER to Walgreens to get his prescription! Oh, good grief. I drove to get him and he was told he was cleared to fly, it just might be quite uncomfortable, so we decided to return the car and hang out at the airport to see if we could grab a flight home. It was not a pleasant journey; we had to pull over for what I can only describe as an “episode”, where the stone was on the move and Jesse was in intense pain. Similar to labor contractions, they’d painfully come and go. The flight was short and I hoped he’d be able to avoid having one mid-air.
We returned the car, took the shuttle, and I schmoozed the Alaska Airlines woman with our Wisconsin-residing commonality, apologetic charm, and paperwork from the hospital showing that had, indeed, been at the ER that morning. She changed our flight for free and we were able to get home that same day. I was grateful for her.
That night, finally home, after more “episodes” and a middle-of-the-night call to the emergency nurse hotline I was basically told “this is what turns a boy into a man” and to give him more ibuprofen. A few days later, it passed and it was like it never happened.
All I can say is thank f**k none of this happened 6 miles into a slot canyon.